People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic)

lovelynobody00:

pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

(Source: bumbleshark)

phobias:

if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit